President Trump has been in office less than two weeks and Democrats are in apoplectic shock everywhere.   


Not to worry.  I will counsel your profound grief and give you relief permanently.  It is imperative that you follow my instructions every single day, for the rest of your life.  

First, empty the hate in your heart.  Calling every patriotic American a "Nazi" only reinforces your bitterness, your useless anger.  So stop it now.  

Likewise, calling every conservative a "racist" is simply gaslighting.  Discriminating against whites and Asians is "racist" and Democrats have been practicing this kind of racism for decades, rejecting millions of qualified applicants while accepting "minorities" of your own racist choosing.

The old Democrat saw of being "smarter" doesn't work.  The Unabomber was a genius.  He gave up a successful career as university math professor to live in a rathole cabin in Montana so he could (get this) "save the earth."  In his cabin they found well worn copies of Earth in the Balance by Al Gore, and Two Volume Guide to the Bible by atheist Isaac Asimov, who knew me after I sent a critique of one of his ignorant books to his publisher.   So lose your climate change cult and atheist nonsense too.

You need to replace your hatefulness, your bitterness, your nonsense with humor.  You can even learn from humor:







After the incredible exposes of recent, I would be embarrassed to call myself a "Democrat."

"If you can't beat 'em, join 'em."  

Democrats lost, but America won.  Welcome to the Republican Party!
We're glad to have you, but now you must behave yourself.




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